A soft, garment-dyed tee that speaks with quiet, wry honesty. The relaxed heavyweight cotton drapes like a well-worn favorite—substantial but broken-in—so the simple arched “EVERYTHING” with a small “HURTS” beneath reads as dry humor and lived experience at once. Wear it when you want to nod at the absurdities of the day without shouting. It layers easily under a flannel or over a long-sleeve, and the muted, lived-in dye brings a subtle vintage vibe that ages beautifully with washes and wear. Comfortable enough for slow mornings, candid enough for nights out with close friends, this shirt feels like the one you reach for when you want comfort and a little sardonic company.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for a soft color, vintage texture, and lived-in feel
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL (select partners) and in 58 color options; sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
