Make a statement that’s short, sharp, and unapologetically sarcastic with this “If You Can Read This, I’m Not Impressed” bumper sticker.
Because let’s be honest—reading isn’t a flex.
Perfect for drivers with a dry sense of humor, this witty decal delivers instant laughs, eye-rolls, and knowing smirks from anyone stuck behind you in traffic. It’s bold, minimal, and effortlessly funny—no explanation required.
Product features
- Bright, crisp colors using modern printing methods
- Premium water-resistant vinyl built to last 5+ years outdoors
- Matte finish with UV protective laminate to resist fading
- Waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing for simple application
- Printed with eco-friendly Eco-Solvent inks
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.